Sarcastic quotes about online dating

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It’s been a much slower process for me each time I’ve gone into a relationship. Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. I don’t know any of us who are in relationships that are totally honest – it doesn’t exist. I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. I don’t know the first real thing about the dating game. But I don’t want to put myself in the position where I’m in a monogamous relationship right now. ‘Sex and the City’ changed everything for me because those girls would sleep with so many people. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. He thought he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelled the word ‘you’ and I just put the letter ‘u’. We are constantly protecting the male ego, and it’s a disservice to men. I don’t know how to talk to a specific person and connect.

You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me." Annie Hall (1977)"I know we've only known each other for four weeks and three days, but to me, it seems like nine weeks and five days.

We're ten hours from the f--kin' fun park and you wanna bail out.

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! " - "Apes don't read philosophy." - "Yes they do, Otto.

Take this down: 'I want rustlers, cut-throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nit-wits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bush-whackers, horn-swagglers, horse-thieves, bull-dykes, train-robbers, bank-robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists! " - "No, now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time." "I went to New York University, and, uhm, I was thrown out of NYU my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final.

" - "I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the West. " Blazing Saddles (1974) Play clip (excerpt): - "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." - "Is there someone else up there we could talk to? " National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) - "Disturbing the peace." - "Disturbin' the peace? What's the f--kin' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? This is bulls--t." Beverly Hills Cop (1984)"Excuse me, sir.

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